Both of these shitastic HORRIBLE excuses for COUNTRY songs make me want to vomit. They really are atrocious. I can maybe understand why Craig Morgan would jump both feet into this nonsense because he’s just trying to hang on to what is left of his career by his toenails, but Tim? REALLY? Is THIS the type of “music” he has been fighting Curb to release? Do you not have enough money Tim? Do hair plugs really cost that much? You are old Tim. Stop trying to be Jason Aldean and just be Tim.
If I had to vote on which one of these songs was the shittiest, I am going with “Truck Yeah” but both of these songs make Fowler’s “#?*!” sound like “Silver Wings”. To be honest with you these songs leave me begging for another Abbott song about Texas or even The Band We Don’t Speak Of’s “White Trash Story Part Fourteen”.
I REALLY can’t believe this song name drops Lil Wayne.
Trailer and Trigger both reviewed “Truck Yeah” HERE and HERE, so check those out if you are curious about how shitty they thought they were…but I guess I got to hand it to old Timmy, we are all talking about it. (Gold star to Trailer for the new phrase I will be using daily now, “Clearchannel chum muzzler” because that just sounds fun to say.)
I think if you have to do a curse word innuendo song and put the word “TRUCK” in it….you gotta do it like Jack.
Which do you hate the most? Or love the most if you are deaf?