Both of these shitastic HORRIBLE excuses for COUNTRY songs make me want to vomit. They really are atrocious. I can maybe understand why Craig Morgan would jump both feet into this nonsense because he’s just trying to hang on to what is left of his career by his toenails, but Tim? REALLY? Is THIS the type of “music” he has been fighting Curb to release? Do you not have enough money Tim? Do hair plugs really cost that much? You are old Tim. Stop trying to be Jason Aldean and just be Tim.
If I had to vote on which one of these songs was the shittiest, I am going with “Truck Yeah” but both of these songs make Fowler’s “#?*!” sound like “Silver Wings”. To be honest with you these songs leave me begging for another Abbott song about Texas or even The Band We Don’t Speak Of’s “White Trash Story Part Fourteen”.
Corn Star:
Truck Yeah:
I REALLY can’t believe this song name drops Lil Wayne.
Trailer and Trigger both reviewed “Truck Yeah” HERE and HERE, so check those out if you are curious about how shitty they thought they were…but I guess I got to hand it to old Timmy, we are all talking about it. (Gold star to Trailer for the new phrase I will be using daily now, “Clearchannel chum muzzler” because that just sounds fun to say.)
I think if you have to do a curse word innuendo song and put the word “TRUCK” in it….you gotta do it like Jack.
Which do you hate the most? Or love the most if you are deaf?
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dear gawd…how to pick? Totally craptastic…but love you!
Ha! I can’t choose which is worse!
craig morgan is always chee seball deluxe…lol TIm what were u thinking?
I ain’t gonna click on ‘em…not gonna. I listen to 92.9, so please do not give them signal. Thank you. There’s a reason TX Country exists and its not a clearing house for adolescent humor. If the 12 year olds want to hear those songs they can steal it off the internets.
Gettin country drunk in the back of my truck. The night is young gunna get messed up.
Put a good dip in.
I’ve managed, through careful and thoughtful planning and execution, to avoid the Tim tune, but that Corn Star is some of the most gawdawful shite ever. That and that Dierks turd about calling the PoPo. PoPo? Are you serious? Really? Good lord.