Yesterday I snuck away from Shitville and spent a little time in Dallas. I spent way too much money, but I bought myself a little trinket from Tiffany’s and had a WONDERFUL spa treatment at Nordstroms. I had my entire body rubbed with salt and dirt, then washed it off and had this thick awesome cream rubbed all over. I am now a greasy mess, but it was worth it. I also had a “proper bra fitting” from Christine from the lingerie department. She totally felt me up and decided I wasn’t even CLOSE to wearing the correct size bra. I came home with a $60 ginormous contraption that I am honestly terrified to put back on. I closed out the day with a trip to the MAC counter where a girl in fishnets, combat boots, and lipstick the color of the Nickelodeon logo hooked me up with some “Studio Fix” powder and a “Viva Glam Rock” lip gloss in #6.
A good time was had by all…and now I am broke.
Hope everyone had a great weekend.