Saturday Un-Scene Hodgeypodgey…

I am finally caught up enough to catch up. Did that make any sense?

I wanted to throw together just a random medley of “Un-Scene” stuff that I missed this week. None of it is really that important, but then again when is anything I post important.

1. Clay Aiken Hates Black People…

Apparently John Rich and Clay Aiken had a little Tweet Tussle. This didn’t seem to generate much buzz, but I love a good celebrity feud. I myself have had a little Twitter turmoil with Mr. Rich, so I understand. I got under his skin at my first attempt and he blocked me. Pfffttt.

Here is how it all went down.

Clay tweeted:

Come on, that’s funny. And true.

Well, John Rich was SO offended that he had to respond.

And then respond to his own response.

I am sure glad John put that evil Clay in his place. I am even surprised that Clay even has time to tweet since he usually spends his time burning crosses and picking up his white hood from the cleaners. (She types sarcastically.)

Usually when celebs get accused of stuff they immediately retract their statements and issue a big, drawn out apology. I gotta hand it to Clay. He didn’t back down…BECAUSE IT WAS A JOKE.

Ahh…whateves. Lord knows I don’t know enough to even get into a political debate but John better watch it because Clay will hit him with his purse. My new drinking game is to take a shot when either of these guys become relevant again. Yawn.

2. I Am Never Ever Watching This Video Again, Like Ever…

COUNTRY singer Taylor Swift premiered her video for her STUPID song “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” on Thursday night…on MTV. Isn’t that where ALL COUNTRY superstar videos are premiered?

Oh my. I don’t even know what to say. I know that it is SO easy to Taylor-Bash, but I don’t even think I care enough to bother. The silly bitch sold 900,000 downloads in 2 weeks. I just think it is fucking sacrilege that this stupid song is being played on country radio.

I just have a couple of questions about the video. Maybe y’all have the answers. I read that the video “was shot in a single take with no edits”. Huh? She changes closes about a billion times. I know the animals are dancing around, but is that really enough time for her to change clothes? And what in the hell is up with the animal costumes?? That creeped me the hell out. I think Miss Tay-Tay might be into a little plushophilia. (Google it.)

3. LeAnn Rimes Is A Batshit Crazy Attention Whore…

Sigh. Poor little LeAnn checked herself into a “treatment center” for “stress and anxiety”. Oh please. If you follow LeAnn on Twitter, like I shamefully do, you would realize that homegirl ain’t right. She NEEDS some help…but 30 days at the Spa with weekends off ain’t gonna cut it.

I can solve LeAnn’s immediately issues in about 12 seconds. TURN OFF THE FUCKING TWITTER! DELETE IT. Oh, and eat a sandwich.

What THIRTY year old woman posts 3294894839 pictures of herself in a bikini on Twitter and then bitches about how everyone gives her shit for being in a bikini on Twitter? “Everyone is mean to me…waaaaaaa”. I think we are all over the “husband stealer” thing, it is the constant shit she tries to stir up with the other batshit crazy attention whore ex-wife on Twitter that is so fucking annoying. WHY would you post pictures of yourself with your husband’s kids on purpose just to piss her their Momma? You can’t keep your family pictures to yourself? She has even tweeted to her fans and told them to give the ex-wife shit. HELLLLLLLOOOO. You are a GROWN ASS WOMAN.

I missed all the details of this exact story, but apparently she CALLED a woman THAT STOPPED FOLLOWING HER ON TWITTER! Oh course the lady recorded it and posted it and now she is suing those people. Again, I can solve this problem. STOP CALLING STRANGERS YOU STUPID TWAT.

Oh course she needs some type of psychological help. WE ALL DO. If the co-pay wasn’t $20 each time, I’d have my ass on that couch and blubbering crying about how my daddy didn’t love me every damn day. I am just too damn cheap and I can spend that money on getting a mani/pedi or a new shirt at Ross. JUST GO AWAY LEANN…GO BE RICH AND HAPPY AND STAY OUT OFF OF THE COMPUTER.

Ugh, she just annoys the ever living fucksticks out of me!