The first week of October has already twassed?!?! Yup.
@hayescarll: Just got my tooth knocked out by a softball. It wasn’t soft.
@NotKennyRogers: Every time an American celebrity names their child after a fruit, a 4th grader in China learns Calculus.
@joshabbottband: It bothers me that there isn’t a deer emoticon #hunteriphoneproblems
@rrbchoir: Just shook a man’s hand at the airport that survived Iwo Jima. Puts all things in perspective. God bless this great country.
@BillyBobsTexas: @WadeBowen called in a favor and brought a very special guest to his show tonight.
@NotBurtReynolds: If you’re really living, you don’t have time to make a “bucket list”. I just had sex in the middle of a bowling alley on league night.
@ryanbeaver: Is this really necessary America? Enchilada Supreme??
@GrangerSmith: Here’s our typical early Sunday morning.
@NotJakeOwen: Hey Jason, she may be country but she ain’t your wife.
@BleuEdmondson: Saw a girl in Wal Mart wearing one of my shirts. I passed her and said nice shirt. She looked at me like a perv. #musthavebeenagift
@gettinsweenered: Sometimes I wonder how men can compartmentalize. I prefer to departmentstorealize. Works for me.
~Rb
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