I guess I am posting the Tweets of the Week early this week, but I am home tonight so I thought what the hell. I just hope that no one Tweets anything super funny or interesting tonight because they missed the cutoff.
@raywylie: “if its too loud, you’re too old” is what crappy guitar players say. if you’re gonna be loud, for God’s sake have some Tone.
@PaulineReese: You asked for it. The inside of the great white buffalo! #mysterymachine #music
@ShooterJennings: Amateur hour in the security line at LAX. Take the f’n belt off pal, I got a plane to catch. I wouldn’t be mad if this TSA dude decked him.
@WadeBowen: This world needs more Vince Gill.
To which I replied:
Hey, it was 3:13 am. I thought it was funny. At least 3 other meanies liked it!
@ambianceartists: Being in music videos was just not enough for him. Watch out Nashville, @B_Kalmick is coming for ya!
@NotJakeOwen: Every time you request ‘Wagon Wheel,’ God kills a puppy.
@AskMuthaHubbard: (Judy Hubbard) Hey @raywylie David Letterman wants you to be on his show January 9th. You got plans?
@MattHillyer1: I like a da juice!
@RichOToole: Can you Free-Base Jagermeister?
@RascalFlattsNot: Jamey Johnson looks like Macy Gray’s pubic area after a grease fire.
@KaceyMusgraves: Question: can you do a liver cleanse while still drinking alcohol? #hmm
@WillHoge: All the dudes I know from TX with bands are fantastic damn people. Add @joshabbottband to that list. Thanks fellas!