I haven’t been up to date with my ex-boyfriend lately, but looks like he released an ENTIRE EP of drinking songs! Truck Yeah baby!
How old is he again? He’s gotta be pushing 40.
I realize that this is whole “I will slap together some songs about beer pong, hangovers and parties” is what Luke Bryan does, but doesn’t he do it around Spring Break? Can we all be responsible alcoholics in the fall or does that only work if we are on the beach? I guess we can lush-it-up for Football and Pep Rallies and Homecoming Dances and Frat Parties and Sorority Rush and Midterms and and and…
This sums it up:

If you want to Tip It On Back, you can click HERE to listen to the EP. I have to be honest, I haven’t listened to it yet. I doubt I will find time to do it…I am busy being an ADULT. I have a mortgage, heartburn and reading glasses to worry about. Damn it.
~Rb










What about hemorrhoids?
Those too! Itchy bastards. They make me want to run my butt across the carpet!
Since I’m not a college kid anymore, I guess that means I’m out of Dierks’ target audience. Shit I feel old.
And, not only hemmorhoids, but the last time you took a shit
Ha! Since I got my gallbladder out…I poop all the time!