Ritalita Rae? I Guess Not So Much. Womp, Womp.

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I am on my way to Steamboat and I PROMISE to be tweeting, facebooking, posting, and blogging up a storm the entire time, but I wanted to post this before I get things cranked up. It blows my mind that there is INTERNET access in THE AIRPLANE…but I can’t get it to work in Shitville, Texas 9 times out of 10!

This is the latest “Rita’s Rendezvous” with Kylie Rae Harris. She swears she is pregnant, but I think she might just have a Whataburger baby or need to poop. She is so tiny! I won’t believe it until I see a placenta. This might just be an idea her “team” cooked up for her…like the Beyonce “pillow” baby. Just Kidding.

Click HERE to read the column, along with the rest of this month’s issue of Best In Texas.

It was a super silly interview and I hope it reads as much fun as it was to write.

~Rb

P.S. I wasn’t kidding about the pageant thing.  I want a show pony.

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