I know that all I do is perpetuate rumors and spread hate, but I like to think that I set records straight when the rumor mills start to kick into over drive. The funny thing is…I keep hearing about rumors that are so old! I mean, bitch please…that was so 6 days ago.
For the record, Kylie Rae Harris is with child. Preggo. Bun in the Oven.
The truth is…
Kylie she is carrying my child. She is my surrogate mother and is incubating my own little Baby Ballou. She is young and fertile and I am old and barren. I am paying her an undisclosed amount of money to pop me out a little meal ticket. I can’t wait to dress her up, spray tan her, get her a mouth full of fake teeth, slap a tiara on her and make that little show pony dance like a stripper! Sparkle baby, SPARKLE! Pretty hands, pretty feet.
I have three words…Honey Boo Boo. I’m getting PAID.
Now that we have that settled, let’s move on.
I am going to try something a little bit different for today’s Tiddy Bits. Don’t worry, I am not being creative…I am just cleaning out my NOTES section on my phone. When I see something I want to post or write about, I always screen shot the link or write a note about it, but I have been so busy/lazy/preoccupied with the stupid lately that I am WAY backed up. Most of this stuff might not be the most current, but at one time I must have thought it was interesting. Maybe you will too.