I like Craig Morgan. I do. I have never been a super fan or anything, but he’s never been crappy enough or great enough to make me care either way. Craig seems like good people. He was in the army, he was a cop and he even worked at Wal-Mart. I got nothing but love for him, but this shit is just dumb. It’s not even dumb enough to be funny. Are we THIS stupid that we are entertained by “Corn Star”? I don’t NOT like his “This Ole Boy” song from his newest album…which by the way I haven’t heard…but I LIVE TO HATE THIS CORN STAR SONG.
Seriously? That just happened.
No, I am not kidding. This is a real song. On a real record.
I am by no means a music snob. I get it. We all want to rock out and have fun, yada yada yee yee haw haw…but at least “Red Solo Cup” was catchy. This song makes Tim McGraw’s shitty “Truck Yeah” crap sound like George Jones’ “He Stopped Loving Her Today”…and that is quite a feat. I guess the guys that wrote this one have written a cabillion hit songs, but I kinda think they were punking everyone when they sent this one in.
I can only pray to the Children of the Corn that this little ditty has a video. I can already picture the blonde hoochie in the denim Pampers and white wife beater wallering around in a corn field and licking a corn cob. Maybe they will get extra creative and have her licking a corn dog at a country fair. We can only hope.
And for the record, the FFA doesn’t even HAVE a queen…they have a “Sweetheart”. I know this. Momma Ballou was the FFA Sweetheart, class of 1960. True story.
Sidenote: Happy Birthday Craig! You and Luke Bryan share this magical day of birth!