Today is going to be lame. Sorry. I suck, blah blah…
There is a big fat white elephant in the room I guess I have to address. Looks like an old post seemed to cause alot of controversy today. I do want to say that I am not Stone Phillips from Dateline and I am not Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator. I am not here to start any type of witchhunts or do anything other than poke a little fun at some stereotypes, give my opinions on music, and just try to blog about things that we are ALL talking about behind the closet doors of the glass houses we all live in. I don’t give a flying frog fart about who did or did not do what in 1985. I will say that if you put your “art” out onto the internet it will become fair game for people to discuss, question, and research. This dude could be in the witness protection program for all I know. Does it look shady? Maybe. Anyway, if that shit was mine, I wouldn’t take it down no matter how much crap you people talked. In fact, I’d welcome the challenge. And more importantly I’d go after those fuckers who are claiming it as their work. The End.
Let’s move on ok, please people.
I really thought there would be more discussion on the whole Stragglers arrest. I got to thinking that it really reminded me of pretty much every other episode of the Dukes of Hazzard. Please tell me you remember these episodes! You know, when Boss Hogg made Roscoe and Enos set up the Celebrity Speed Trap and bust all the musicians traveling through town. It was pretty awesome. Boss Hogg wouldn’t let them leave until they sang at the Boars Nest. I remember they caught the Oak Ridge Boys, Mickey Gilley and even Buck Owens….maybe Tammy Wynette once.
Let us not forget about when Roscoe caught Mel Tillis, my personal favvoooorrriiittteee!
Anyway, I think that this whole thing can be cleared up without any lawyering at all. All that Jason and the Stragglers have to do is go on down to the courthouse and put on a free show for the town, share their stash with the citizens, and then all the charges will be dropped….Hazzard style! I reckon if we could start a petition of something. We can make it a pretty fun thing, forget about HIGH IN THE ROCKIES…call it BAKED in RUFUGIO! Or STONED ON THE COURTHOUSE STEPS!
We can get big Dave to put things on, Brandon Jenkins can open with me sittin on his lap, the KORA chicks can pass out crap or just stand on the steps or whatever it is they do, and Hunter can do the pictures and put them on his myspace…I think its a great idea! You boys get back with me, you know where to find me.
Now, I have to share with you some really cute stuff I have gotten in my email lately. You guys are so talented at all this photoshopping crap…it is really starting to make my cruddy Paint pictures look really bad! Here are some tee-shirt ideas that have been sent in:
And my favorite:
It wouldn’t be a Tuesday without a few Doppley’s and I will say every single one of these were sent in. You people are making my unpaying job so much easier! THANKS!
Daniel Almodova from JAB and Joey Fatone
Harry Potter and Sean McConnell
The chick from the She’s Like Texas video and Lady Gaga.
This one is awesome…a young Bob Dylan and Ryan Beaver. (Maybe I should be Chris Hansen and investigate, I mean…he never did publically address the suggestion I made about him having little boys hidden in his basement. I am telling you, no one is as nice a Beaver without something lurking in the shadows.)
And last but not least, we have yet ANOTHER JESUS! I tell you, Jesus is everywhere. Homeslice is busy!
JC also plays fiddle for Roger Creager…or someone. I can’t remember who sent this one in and all you Jesusesesess are running together.
Before I leave you, I have to show you a little treat I was sent by a reader on Friday. She just happened to be shopping at a Garage Sale and snapped this picture for me!
I have to leave you with a question because that seems to stimulate interesting conversation, but I got nothing. Let’s make it an open rant day. Have at it.
Enjoy your Tuesday.