I guess all the details have finally been leaked out of the Randy Travis arrest. Damn Randy…talk about being an OUTLAW. Fuck those pretty boys…crashing your Trans Am buck ass naked and threatning to shoot a cop? That’s some Outlaw shit right there. What has Eric Church done? He wears sunglasses inside and got kicked off the Rascal Flatts tour for playing too long. Pfffttt.
TMZ broke the story of how the police found Randy laying naked outside of his crashed car and arrested him for DUI and making threats against the cops. Randy had to sit in the back seat of a cop car with all his crack and wrinkly balls hanging out. EWWW! I can’t image all of the germs that could crawl up your pooper in the back seat of a police car. Plus how much would your ass stick to a Trans Am seat? Ouch.
Well, if you are going to get arrested naked in Texas…at least do it sporting a University of Texas cap! Didn’t Matthew McConaughey leave the jailhouse in a UT shirt when he got arrested for being naked too?
Apparently he went to buy cigarettes before the accident…
It is all very, very sad.