Ear-Rapelynn’s New Song…

I have an unhealthy obsession with hating this little trollop. I am sure Raelynn is a lovely girl and I don’t have a good reason to despise her other than the fact that I am a hater, but I CAN NOT STAND her fake ass accent, her horrible tone-deaf voice and that giant big ass stupid flower. She creeps me the fuck out and has ever since the first time I saw her verbally mangle “Hell On Heels” on last season’s The Voice. If this creepy overgrown Toddlers and Tiaras pageant queen didn’t get picked by Blake Shelton on that show there is NO WAY IN THE FUCKING WORLD she would have a record deal and it annoys the hell out of me. Look, I already said I am a hater. I am ok with that.

Well, tonight on The Voice…which I WILL NOT BE WATCHING…Ear-Rapelynn will be “debut” her first single, “Boyfriend” for all of the world to see and hear. Oh yippee. I’d bet my twisted left fallopian tube that this song will sell about 382498392849327428349328490328902384923849832949328493289203849038 downloads and will be #1 on iTunes tomorrow.

Again, oh yippee.

I don’t know any other details of this song and it might have been one of the ones that she um…”co-wrote”…with Miranda Lambert, but it’s not that it is a bad song cause I don’t think it is. Actually, it is very catchy and even dare I say cute? Well…maybe not cute, but it sure is catchy.

Just ask Akon how catchy it is because minus the rapping and grinding and Snoop Dogg, he already recorded this song.

I will say that her voice sounds A LITTLE BIT better than it did HERE.

I guess someone got her some vocal training…THANK GOD.

Here’s hoping she is a great big giant country music superstar and lives happily ever after. Hell, I even hope that Jason Aldean gets to grope her at the next CMA Awards. See, I am not really a hater.

~Rb

(Thanks to Danielle for pointing out the similarity because honestly, I didn’t know what an Akon was.)