Wow. The past two weeks have been insane. I have learned a few things about radio from my new job this week.
Reading the news live sucks big green donkey balls. I try really, really hard but I sound like I am narrating a Lifetime movie about Dyslexia…and I am not dyslexic! Oh well, I guess practice make perfect.
If you can’t pronounce the name Quirino, you can’t just say Quesadillo. Apparently that can be seen as offensive to
You can’t laugh at stories about Secret Service Men running over women in NYC if the woman dies. If they live, it is okay. You also can’t say they should pay their whores before they sleep with them.
Ted Nugent jokes may or may not be allowed, depending on the context. Example: Ted Nugent is bat shit crazy-bad. That Ted Nugent is such a character-good. He lives in the area.
Saying the term “lady tots” when referring to a celebrity’s boobs isn’t smiled upon.
Anyway, here are some bits of tiddy: