Chris Cagle Breathes In And Breathes Out…Of A Breathalyzer

See what I did there?


Well, for you youngsters, Chris Cagle used to be famous and that was one of his songs…before all this Bro Country bullshit took over. This is what REALLY happens when you get your shine on.

Stolen/Cut and Pasted from the Herald


GREENVILLE — Country singer Chris Cagle was arrested in Greenville Sunday, on suspicion of driving while intoxicated (DWI).

Hunt County Sheriff Randy Meeks said Monday that his office received a call early Sunday morning of suspicious activity outside of a residence on U.S. Highway 69 just south of Greenville. A description of the suspicious vehicle was given and a deputy spotted the vehicle at the intersection Joe Ramsey Boulevard and Interstate 30 in Greenville.

Meeks said a traffic stop was initiated and the driver was identified as Cagle, 45, of Marietta, Okla.

Cagle was arrested for the suspicion of DWI by a Texas Department of Public Safety trooper and transported to the Hunt County Detention Center.

He was not listed in custody as of Monday morning.

“It is unfortunate when someone of Mr. Cagle’s status is not responsible enough to not drink and drive,” Meeks said. “I commend my deputy and the trooper in making the correct decision.”

Oh and just for shits and giggles…let’s take a stroll down memory lane, shall we?  Remember THIS?



Here is the official mugshot.



Chris is only 5’8?  No wonder he is so angry.


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