Texas Women Archive
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One Star Video
Posted on July 10, 2012 | 27 CommentsThe Band We Don’t Speak Of has a new video that debuted this morning for their song “One Star Flag”. Since every time I speak of The Band We Don’t... -
Texas Women: Episode Six “Dog Days” Part Two
Posted on May 29, 2012 | 17 CommentsTime to finish up this episode! Sorry guys, I am slow but steady. I have to get this one up to tackle how the girls took their asses to Vegas…and... -
Texas Women: Dog Days Part One
Posted on May 21, 2012 | 24 CommentsI met Kristina with a K from Sweet Home Alabama and Southern Nights last night! She was very nice and very tan. She told me that “I was so cute”... -
Texas Women: Episode Five “Bulls, Boys & Toys” Part Two
Posted on May 19, 2012 | 25 CommentsLast we saw the girls…Anna was making a stroke flop, Hannah was Pocahontas and Ali Dee was pissed that her friends were working with the “competition”. Three words for next... -
Texas Women: Episode Five “Bulls, Boys & Toys” Part One
Posted on May 13, 2012 | 2 CommentsThese hell raising sugars when the sun go down have occupied my entire weekend. Oh well, I had to catch up and I am almost there. I hope you people... -
Texas Women: Episode Four “Judgement Day” Part Two
Posted on May 13, 2012 | 2 CommentsCooooooocktails. We need Cooooooocktails! So that is where we left off….Brooke and Cicily discussing big penises. Commercial Break. I absolutely hate that I can’t fast forward these damn commercials online.... -
Texas Women: Episode Four “Judgement Day” Part One
Posted on May 12, 2012 | 4 CommentsHellllllooooo…is there anyone out there? Have I gotten so far behind that I have lost my Texas Women audience? I sure hope not, but things have been quiet around the... -
Texas Women: Episode Three “Looking For Love” Part One
Posted on April 27, 2012 | 19 CommentsI am going to keep this recap short and sweet because I have so much to do before the weekend and well…because nothing really happened. When we last left this... -
Texas Woman: Episode Two “Take The Bull By The Horns” Part Two
Posted on April 23, 2012 | 33 CommentsAhhhh…catching up. It has been one hell of the week. Enough about me, let’s finish up this one up so we can all be caught up for Episode Three on... -
Texas Women: Level One Billion
Posted on March 10, 2012 | 3 CommentsLet the countdown begin…my bitches are back! If only 1/32nd of the rumors I have heard about this year’s season are true, it is going to be a hell of... -
In Texas Reality Television News…
Posted on January 18, 2012 | No CommentsHere is a quick recap of all things in Texas Reality TV… Remember Uncle Stacy from Troubadour, TX? Well, it is almost time SDC to kick off the new season!... -
Hell To The Yeah!
Posted on January 16, 2012 | 2 CommentsOh yeah baby! All of my reality tv dreams are coming TRUE! Texas Women Season 2! Break out your plastic solo cups and giant hoop earrings because my bitches are... -
TEXAS WOMEN TWO TEXAS WOMAN TWO TEXAS WOMEN TWO TEXAS WOMEN TWO
Posted on December 13, 2011 | 2 CommentsYes boys and girls, Santa has come early! Â Are we heading back to the Checkerboard Hacienda? Could it be true? This is the best news I have heard in months:... -
Texas Woman Season Finale: “I think I’m gonna move again”…
Posted on September 13, 2011 | 2 CommentsHappy Traaaaillls to Youuuuuu, Untilll we meeeet again! Yes kids, the show is over. Thursday night just wasn’t the same without the girls, was it? I have been so distraught... -
A Night with CMT’s Texas Women…
Posted on September 8, 2011 | 32 CommentsOnce again boys and girls, grab your red and blue Kindermats and make a semi-circle…because it is story time in Ritaville! Honestly, I am STILL not sure how it happened…but... -
Texas Women: Episode Seven…Ride Her Till She Bucks Ya Part Two
Posted on September 3, 2011 | 5 CommentsI have SO much to write about, but I have to finish up this episode recap. I gotta tell y’all, I LOVE this show and I am the first one... -
Texas Women: Episode Seven…Ride Her Till She Bucks Ya Part One
Posted on August 30, 2011 | 35 Comments**For the record, I didn’t have a chance to proofread or spell check so be gentle! I have a Shitville education!** Can y’all believe this is the 2nd to last... -
Texas Women: Episode Six…”If you can have sex with a guy in a truck, you can get dressed in a truck” Part One
Posted on August 23, 2011 | 16 CommentsBest. Episode. Yet. Well it wasn’t as good as the “life is getting thumped in the fucking forehead” episode, but this episode finally had some good stuff including guns, beef... -
Texas Women: Episode Five…”Maybe You Got Equine Herpes.”
Posted on August 16, 2011 | 29 CommentsSigh. I am super sad face. I am afraid my girls are getting so popular that they are going to outgrow me and it makes me very sad. I am... -
Texas Women: Episode Four…”I mean, I’m a socialite, not a housewife”…
Posted on August 9, 2011 | 29 CommentsSlip and Slide? Slip and Slide? Slip and Slide? Slip and Slide? Sorry, I had to. Â Just saying Slip and Slide makes me gigglesnort. Â I was at the gas station... -
Texas Women: Episode Three…Safety First. There Are Horse Herpes Going Around!
Posted on July 30, 2011 | 25 CommentsI swear, the whole world’s gone crazy! Some Texas Women hater reported me to Facebook because I wrote that she needed a good dick down. Oh well, I stand by... -
Texas Woman: Episode Two…37 divided by 2 equals 16
Posted on July 24, 2011 | 37 CommentsI know I have been known to embellish from time to time, but let Baby Jesus in the Tuxedo shirt strike me down if this isn’t the complete truth. This... -
Texas Women: Episode One…Life is getting thumped in the *bleep*ing forehead!
Posted on July 15, 2011 | 81 CommentsOnce upon a time I used to do this celebrity gossip blog on Yahoo 360. Imagine that. One of my favorite things was to do full recaps of various shows...




























