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How The Ace In The Hole Band Made A Woman Out Of Me…
Posted on March 11, 2013 | 3 CommentsHave you had a chance to pick up a copy of the latest Lone Star Music Magazine? It is one that you surely don’t want to miss. Since LSM moved... -
The Ballou Boob Scare of 2012
Posted on November 14, 2012 | 10 CommentsOhhhh…I have to hurry up and tell this little tale and finish my LSM column before Richard Skanse fires me, if it’s not too late and he already has. Everyone... -
Season Two: Troubadour, Tx, Episode One…
Posted on October 9, 2012 | 4 CommentsLike I always say when I finish a reality television recap…grab your red and blue Kindermats and gather around because like Jesus shared stories with the lepers, I am going... -
Texas Woman: Episode Two “Take The Bull By The Horns” Part One
Posted on April 17, 2012 | 21 CommentsEpisode Two! Instead of cueing up Jason Aldean’s “She’s Country”, I have a treat for you silly kids. I give you the WORST FUCKING KARAOKE VERSION OF THAT ALREADY STUPID... -
Texas Woman: Episode One “Getting Rowdy” Part One
Posted on April 11, 2012 | 22 Comments*Cue Jason Aldean* Oh yes my friends, everyone’s favorite Texas Woman that aren’t really from Texas are back on television for a “locked and loaded” Season Two! I am so... -
Nashville Day Three…
Posted on March 4, 2012 | 5 CommentsHmmm…where were we? Oh, I know. It was the Tuesday night in Nashville, better known as “Bad Decision Tuesday”. As promised, this night was short and sweet. Wednesday When I... -
The 45th Annual CMA Award Nominations: Not That Anyone Asked Me
Posted on September 11, 2011 | 8 CommentsAnother year has come and gone and that means we are just another day closer to my favorite night of the year…the CMA Awards! Oh, how I love them! The... -
Texas Women: Episode Six…â€If you can have sex with a guy in a truck, you can get dressed in a truck†Part Two
Posted on August 25, 2011 | 22 CommentsAhhh…where were we? Â Oh, I remember. Â CMT talked this kid into riding one of Anna’s borrowed bulls and go on a date with her to get some of his music... -
Well this should be fun…
Posted on May 16, 2011 | 256 CommentsSo I’d love to do a full review of the Wade Bowen Classic concert and how it raised a record $120,000 for his charity, but let’s be honest here…you all... -
2nd Annual Rita Ballou’s Merry Band of Whores’ ACM SnarkFest
Posted on April 4, 2011 | 55 CommentsWelcome to the 2nd Annual Rita Ballou’s Merry Band of Whore’s ACM SnarkFest…or as I like to call it, my favorite blog of the year. Sadly, this year’s awards SUCKED! ... -
My Little Chuckie GaGa…
Posted on March 22, 2011 | 29 CommentsYou know how Perez Hilton swears up and down that he discovered Lady GaGa?Well, he does…so therefore I am officially declaring that I have found my own GaGa. Chuckie GaGa.... -
Pink Camoflauge Rocks!
Posted on February 23, 2011 | 14 CommentsThe Merry Band of Whores had a great Friday night! We all met up in Fort Worth to go to night one of Miranda Lambert’s sold out shows at Billy... -
Just show up and shut up…
Posted on February 10, 2011 | 30 CommentsBoy howdy I am having a day! No really…it’s been more like having a week…month? Year? I dunno. I HATE people that get on their Facebook and only post negative... -
Just in case…
Posted on November 15, 2010 | 24 CommentsHey, did you hear I am getting my gallbladder taken out! Ha…I hope so since I’ve been talking about it non-stop for 3 weeks, but yes…today is the day. Now,... -
Rita’s Annual CMA Awards Snark-a-Palooza…
Posted on November 12, 2010 | 14 CommentsWhoo hooo! What a night! The CMA’s have come and gone but snarky comments last forever and boy howdy did the Merry Band of Whores talk some shit last night!... -
Teeth, tanning beds, dudechains, and tractors…Nashville comes to town!
Posted on October 11, 2010 | 30 CommentsOhhh…this one should be a fun one to recap! Here goes nothing! So, the Heart O’ Texas Fair and Rodeo started this weekend and the big kick off show was... -
A night with Mr. Scott…
Posted on September 24, 2010 | 23 CommentsHow much fun was last night? Superduper fun! I finally had the chance to meet up with my fellow blogger buddy Mr. Scott Gunter for a few beers and a... -
A Texas Music Tribute Album to the King of Pop…
Posted on August 18, 2010 | 17 CommentsI love Sean McConnell. I know I call him Harry O’Potter…but he really does look like a cute little wizard to me. I am pretty sure he isn’t a Rita... -
"Loretta, spread me up another one of them baloney sandwiches!"
Posted on July 29, 2010 | 133 CommentsRadio Station Dude: Come off that dumb hillbilly act! Doolittle: If you knew Loretta, you’d know that ain’t no act. Loretta: Thank you, honey. I was a weird little kid... -
Rita’s Roundtable CMT Award Show Snarkfest 2010
Posted on June 11, 2010 | 54 CommentsMaaaawwwwhhhh, Smackkkkk, Kissy Kissy face Smoochie Smooooch. Bring on the Dingleberries! Yippee! Another blog, another ass to kiss. Wait, I don’t have to kiss anyone’s ass on this blog today... -
It wasn’t Sissy’s Gilley’s….
Posted on May 26, 2010 | 81 CommentsUrban Cowboy is the bestest movie in the history of all movie making. Period. There is no sense in trying to argue this point with me because I know I... -
WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!
Posted on May 20, 2010 | 43 CommentsWE WERE ON A BREAK!!! Sorry, that was my pop culture reference for the day. I am a big Friends fan. I think I said it before when I said... -
Rita’s Promotional Picture Procedures
Posted on March 31, 2010 | 118 CommentsOh my hell you guys! Rita a lot of homework to do and I am really excited! I totally love all the names you have thrown in the mix for... -
Rita’s Formula for a Faithful Female Following…for Broads
Posted on March 26, 2010 | 134 CommentsBefore I start my ranting, I have two things I want to talk about! The first is I just want to give a shout out to Charlie “Jesus” Richards! He... -
Diesel Sniffers for Dummies…Chapter Two
Posted on March 22, 2010 | 54 CommentsWelcome to another edition of Diesel Sniffers for Dummies. I never thought that Chapter One would have received so many responses. I guess that goes to prove that people are... -
Rita Ballou’s Diesel Sniffing for Dummies–Chapter One
Posted on March 15, 2010 | 130 CommentsHappy Monday! I have been trying to write my Diesel Sniffer blog for about a week. Every time I typed something up, it made me sound like a bitter old... -
The First Annual Ballou with Envy Awards
Posted on March 8, 2010 | 230 Comments In honor of awards season, I thought it would be fun to just create my own awards show. I mean, why not? Ok…maybe it’s not a REAL awards show... -
Put Your Meat on the Seat or Get Your Feet on the Street
Posted on March 3, 2010 | 47 CommentsFunniest thing I have read on this blog sure didn’t come from me….it was “Rita Ballou’s Crunkness†who said, Put Your Meat on the Seat of Get Your Feet on... -
If it wasn’t for Gherms….
Posted on February 22, 2010 | 22 CommentsOk, I got an email from someone telling me I was being too nice and that I needed to rip so and so a new asshole. I don’t want anyone... -
Beware of the Man Fan…
Posted on February 19, 2010 | 8 CommentsThe Man Fan You may be one, you may date one, you may drink the beer one buys you, or you may even hook up and leave the bar with...
