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Bumpit Brigade Archive
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The First Bump It Of 2013
Posted on January 27, 2013 | No CommentsShe’s a beauty. I am constantly in awe of the magic of the Bump It. I’d hate to have to stand behind a tall girl with one at a Departed... -
Bump, Bump, Bump It Up…
Posted on December 9, 2012 | 3 CommentsI puss-e’ed-out a while back and kinda slowed up on posting Bump It pictures because I got an email from an actual Bump It…or it’s owner…saying I was a horrible... -
The Return Of The Bump It Brigade
Posted on October 16, 2012 | 3 CommentsDear Boys and Girls of Ritaville, I am sorry. I have failed you. Like Tiger Woods did in his press conference after Elin beat his ass with the golf club, I... -
Radney: Revisted On The Radio
Posted on August 7, 2012 | 3 CommentsI gotta good one for y’all today! Radney Foster dropped by the KNBT 92.1 FM studios before his show at Whitewater Amphitheater for the KNBT Free Americana Music Series this... -
Western Heritage Classic Bump It
Posted on May 30, 2012 | 3 CommentsI know baby Jesus in the tuxedo shirt tells us that we shouldn’t covet, but by golly…it is really hard sometimes. I think coveting is one of the “Big Ten”... -
Fried Calf Bump It
Posted on May 12, 2012 | 1 CommentI get these beautiful creatures in my email and text boxes and I have been so behind on getting them up. I won’t let that happen anymore. They are so... -
Express Bump It
Posted on April 3, 2012 | 4 CommentsTake me out to the ballgame! This lovely blonde beauty was spotted at the Round Rock Express Stadium. It is fabulous! ~Rb -
Over The Shoulder Sneak Bump It
Posted on March 7, 2012 | No CommentsBig, blonde, and fabulous. This Bump It is a doozey! We are not worthy! ~Rb -
Big Birdie Bump It
Posted on February 13, 2012 | 2 CommentsIt has been a while since I have posted a new Bump It! I am totally falling behind on the Brigade. My bad. I can’t for the life of me... -
Buckshot Bradley Bump It…
Posted on January 22, 2012 | 1 CommentThey make em big out west! This panty row plum was picked out at a Buckshot Bradley show. It is perfect! ~Rb -
Not Only Does The FFA Grow Leaders…
Posted on January 12, 2012 | 2 CommentsIt grows Bump Its! Ain’t she a pretty one!? Did I ever tell ya’ll about the time I got kicked out of the FFA for helping Shelly Faubion rig the... -
Jack It To Jesus Bump It
Posted on December 29, 2011 | 4 CommentsNow, you people don’t be all sacrilegious and think something dirty…I learned the term “Jack it to Jesus” from watching last night’s episode of Toddlers and Tiaras. Get it? The... -
Lubbock Bump It…
Posted on December 2, 2011 | 1 CommentThis lovely Lubbock Bump It was tweeted to me last night from the Rich O’Toole show. They do things BIG out west! ~Rb -
Panty Row Bump It…
Posted on November 22, 2011 | No CommentsThis picture says a 1000 words. Fowler Panty Row Bump It. This truly tears of joy to my eyes. ~Rb -
Willie Bump It…
Posted on November 14, 2011 | No CommentsThis beauty was spotted and sent in from the Willie Nelson show this weekend. I lovessss me a big, brown, beautiful Bump It and this one represents! ~Rb -
Wurstfest Bump It…
Posted on November 5, 2011 | 3 CommentsWow. Wow. Wow. I am not sure if this can even be classified as a Bump It…but whatever it is, it is magical. This is one hell of a salute... -
Ziegenbock Bump It
Posted on November 4, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s big. It’s highlighted. It’s perfect. It doesn’t get much better than this one. ~Rb -
Just Like You Like It Bump It…
Posted on October 21, 2011 | No CommentsWow…and I LOVE it. The ketchup is no longer my favorite thing you can find a Whataburger because hat is where this beauty was found! Amazeballs. Thank you for this... -
Grand Ole Opry Possum Bump It
Posted on October 5, 2011 | 1 CommentHoly Big Bump. Lee Ann Womack ROCKED the Hollywood Bump It at the Grand Ole Opry for George Jones’s 80th birthday tribute. I guess she saved this look for the... -
Bumpin’ It Up in Wimberley, Texas…
Posted on October 2, 2011 | No CommentsNice! It’s a good’un! Keep em’ coming peeps. Thanks FM! ~Rb -
Barrette Bump It…
Posted on September 23, 2011 | No CommentsI usually see them with bobby pins, but it looks like a hair barrette works too! Love it. ~Rb -
Sneaky Super Ben Blonde Bump It…
Posted on September 9, 2011 | 1 CommentOh Lord have mercy! Super Ben Ryan from Kickin’ Country 103.1 in San Angelo sent me this strategically taken Bump It picture. I heard he almost got beat up after... -
How can you improve the perfection of a Bump It? With some Bling-Bling!
Posted on August 22, 2011 | 5 CommentsIt is so beautiful that I just want to give it a hug! ~Rb -
The Bump It To End All Bump Its…
Posted on August 7, 2011 | 12 CommentsHoly crap. Â I have no words. We witnessed this beautiful creation last night at the Rattlesnake Inn in Florence and it…it…it…was miraculous. I was in awe. Â I still am. ~Rb -
KRH Bump It…
Posted on July 28, 2011 | 2 CommentsHa ha! Someone just emailed me this. This beautiful Bump It belongs to our very own Kylie Rae Harris. It’s a good’un! Way to go KRH! ~Rb -
Belton Bump It…
Posted on July 5, 2011 | 18 CommentsThis one was spotted in Belton and its a good’un! Y’all keep the pictures coming! Â Thanks! ~Rb -
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden Bump It…
Posted on May 30, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis very special Bump It was sent in from the Randy/Wade show in Austin…and it sure is fancy schmancy! I think this one is my new favorite! ~Rb -
Nutty Bump It….
Posted on May 26, 2011 | No CommentsThis beautiful blonde Bump It was spotted at the Nutty Brown Cafe last night at the Jason Boland/Mark McKinney show. ~Rb -
BBQ Bump It….
Posted on May 20, 2011 | No CommentsThis is a beauty! This bump-it was spotted in Belton at Schoepf’s BBQ at a Kyle Park show. I could be wrong, but I think that sucker might be taller... -
Reckless Bump It…
Posted on May 1, 2011 | 6 CommentsHoly Bump It! The word “Epic” is totally overused…but THIS IS EPIC… This work of at was spotted at the Reckless Kelly Softball Jam today. I am rarely speechless…but I...
