I am late with this “Breaking News” only because I took a nap and watched Teen Mom and was too lazy to go out to my car and get my laptop, but this “just” in from Luke Bryan:
Morning everyone. I really wanna explain the national anthem performance from last night…I had a few keys words written down to insure myself that I wouldn’t mess up. I just wanted to do my best. I promise it was from the heart…If I offended anyone with my approach I sincerely apologize. Anytime I sing the anthem it is an honor and my heart beats out of my chest…I did check my watch because I knew the stealth bomber would fly over 2 minutes in and I knew a started a little late…Being a part of the all star game was amazing and I look forward to the next time I can perform the anthem. Thanks y’all. Love ya.
Good for him for man’ing up and admitting that he needed help. I mean, that IS the first step of any 12-Step program right? Wait, that is something else. Anywhoo…I respect his honesty and I would rather him looked down a few times than completely fuck it up.
I was FAR more offended by Heidi Newfield’s shameful attempt last year at the Reckless Kelly softball game last year when she stopped, pulled a notecard out of her pocket, stopped again and asked the crowd to finish it…and STILL screwed it up.
Things could always be worse.
Luke wasn’t the only country diva to sing last night…Kelly Pickler performed “God Bless America”. I think her accent got a little exagerrated, Raelynn style….but I think she sound fine.
She looked cute as a button too…sexy with some silicon cleave, but casual and not too whorey like Xtina. I am just sad that she continues to fill her face with Restylane and Fix-A-Flat. She doesn’t need it.