Does anyone watch the new TNT prime time soap opera, Dallas? If you aren’t watching it (like me) this might give you a little modivation to set that DVR!
(Ummm…sister, are you in a bathtub? Don’t you know that is MY schtick?)
That homely little creature above is Amber Bartlett aka Granger Smith’s smoking hot wife. Amber has landed a role on the series! Yup. Word on the street is Amber will be playing Christopher Ewing’s secretary, Jill. Christopher is played by John Tucker/the hot lawn boy John, that Gabrielle on Desperate Housewives was getting her cougar on with.
Yummy.
I sure hope those professional makeup artists, hair dressers and stylists can work their Hollywood magic on Amber and make her presentable. She is so unfortunate looking. Bless her little heart.
You can check out Amber’s IMDb page HERE.
(If I lost about 40 pounds and grew an inch, we’d be identical twins.)
Congrats Amber! I can’t wait to watch the show.
~Rb
Jessie Metcalfe?