Rich O’Toole’s new video for his song “Drunk Girl” debuted today and if you missed it…don’t Google “Drunk Girl” because the video below will come up.
If you laughed, you are going to hell. I will save you a seat.
Here is the real deal:
This video is pretty straight forward.
Spring Break.
Bar.
Drinking.
Dancing.
Hand Waving.
Red Solo Un-Dixie Cups
As I have stated before, I don’t really like this song because I am too old for Spring Break and too fat for a sarong…but I don’t hate the video. The boys in the band got lots of camera time and that is always nice, even if those shots closely resemble the Evan Kaufman magic light band shots in THIS Wade Bowen video.
As nice as all the boys and the Drunk Girl looked and performed in the video, let’s just be honest here…the girl below on the left stole the show!
I. LOVE. HER.
~Rb
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“Tequila breath…” Let me stop you there Rich. You had me at “South Padreeey”. This is a great example of how life skills classes in high schools across America are helping those in need. This is a success story my friends. Just think, a person with an IQ of 45 has written a song! This is really incredible. Usually people of this caliber can’t even fucking kill themselves, this is a cry for help, if anyone is reading this I’m in my closet hanging from a belt. I can’t do this, if you’re reading this I’m probably dead. Waving those beer filled dixie cups. Drunk girl, fun giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
Oh jesus, I actually listened to the end, that’s really a line, ain’t if funny how Bad Texas Musician Genocide rhymes with Sad Sex is fillin’ my behind. You get the idea. I feel like I was raped and I can’t get my innocence back drunk girl.
I’m dead now.
He didn’t write it.
Even worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s all take cyanide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is. He. Serious???? Is he singing Patron girl or Drunk girl? I can’t determine what the line is from how horrible he sounds so either way he needs to put a sock in his mouth and he might sound a little better.
this is almost as bad as donadouche. Almost. Rick O’Toole you just solidified my opinion of you, you are a tool. Congrats.
Funny how no one likes this song! bahh….too bad for Rich, he’s a sweetie