We are off the the Rockin’ Heart American Heart Association Gala tonight. My curls have already fell and my hair looks like it’s usual Brillo pad. Fuck me. I don’t even know what I try. I hope they have an open bar or at least a bar. You never know about these Waco baptists. I’m really excite about seeing John Conlee though.
I bought the 50 Shades of Porn book a few weeks ago, but I finally am sitting down to read this sucker…and oh my good golly. I am blushing just thinking about it. I don’t want to give away any spoilers but lets just say the 22 year old virgin’s hymen doesn’t make it past page 100. I think if some rich, hot billionaire made me sign some lawyer papers before he touched me….I’d make a run for it. I hope this book ends up happily ever after.